Big Chomp's swindled some of Mario's investment fund and is trying to flee!
Peach will give you some Sweet Pudding if you safety check her factory.
Weather forecast wasn't kidding when it said there was fishy weather ahead.
Can Mario survive the full frontal force of Thwomp's swampy balls?
Mario's hired the Fire Bros to heat his castle but they're too effective...
Mario's dropped his Kart key down a sewer drain and goes down to get it...
Stranded in the desert Mario needs to power mustache trimmer, pronto!
After a very "merry" night out Mario somehow ended up at the North Pole...
Can Mario bounce on the big frosty balls and avoid a severe burning?
Some very short sighted hunters have mistaken Mario's mustache for a rat...
Mario feels his mustache tingle, it senses something lurking in the shadows
Mario's been invited to a castle feast, unfortunately he's the feast...
Peach's Hot Sponge Cake has been taken, can it be rescued before it cools?
The Liquorice Army attack with their armament of tasty sweet balls.
Mario's on the warpath after choking on a fishbone at his local restaurant
Mario's finding out that going sugar-free leaves a sour taste...
Mario is improving his cake eating skills by joining a fine dining class.
Having blown the power out with his mustache trimmer Mario goes to fix it.
Mario's stone cold diet is turning out to be harder then he imagined...
Mario's stuck in a storm, can he save his mustache from a frizzy fate?
Yoshi's hot and ready to trot!
Mario's stuck in a storm will he get out bone dry?
Mario's joined a diet club unfortunately the other members are hungry...
Can Mario armed with his frosty cold balls traverse Spike's mountain pass?
Mario's purchased a castle, unfortunately he didn't look before buying it.
Spike's hobby of dumping his balls into lava is causing a lot of pollution.
Talk about expensive, these train ticket prices are to die for!
Luigi's Motoko Kusanagi waifu pillow has been stolen by some spooky pests.
Mario is trying to wiggle out a refund after being sold dodgy mustache wax
Mario's spent too long waxing his mustache and is late for his Bowser duel.
Princess Peach's Royal Bush has grown out of control and needs a good trim.
Stuck in a skin melting desert Mario tries to find some moisturizer.
Mario equipped with his zero-g mustache goes for a fishy space adventure.
Mario is on the run after some hunters mistake his mustache for a rodent.
Can Mario save his precious mustache from being scorched by the hot desert?
Local restaurant attacks Mario after scathing review of their fishy cuisine
It's a blizzard of wizards! Can Mario avoid a frosty faceful of cold balls?
Mario's latest estate deal has gone wrong, it's full of undead squatters!
The Kingdom is flooding but Mario is too cheap to buy diving equipment.
Can Mario keep his cool and avoid all the hot bouncy balls?
Can Mario get through Boo's mansion and avoid his deadly ghostly balls.
Mario is on the run, caught outside exercising his mustache during curfew.
Bowser Kingdom children shiver with fear as they've been naughty this year.
Mario's house has a pest problem, unfortunately these pests are well armed
Can Mario avoid getting hit hard by Spike's bouncy balls?
Locked out after calling Peach's cake bland Mario has to survive the night.
Mario's Botany students have strangely disappeared, I wonder where?
Mario doesn't tip his car valet service, now he must reap what he sows...
Mario's eaten all of Peach's cake, can he survive her retribution?
After 35 years of wear and tear Mario has a little nip/tuck to look young
Mario's forgotten his moped, quickest way home is through Raider territory
War! Mario has committed a faux pas by laughing at Koopa's mechanical hat.
Razor sharp balls,the latest breakthrough in mustache trimming technology
Yoshi won the Mushroom Kingdom Cuteness Award. Wiggler is a sore loser...
Tactical Mustache Action. Can agent Solid Tache infiltrate the enemy base?
The Barbershop shut, Mario has found a way to get his mustache trim/waxed.
Peach orders a bounty out on Mario after calling her a "natural blonde".
Mario's chosen a bad time to cosplay as Kermit, it's Chomps hunting season.
The latest innovation in mustache technology, the Mustache Powered Cannon!
Mario's drunk again, can Yoshi get him home safely?
Can Mario navigate the forest with Spike bouncing his big balls everywhere?
A toilet roll shortage has Mario dashing to the shops thru an old factory.
They came from outer space, big balls with a fondness for mustaches...
After criticizing Peach's cake, Peach has put a bounty out on Mario.
Mario's pretty high up, can he avoid getting stoned and come crashing down?
Spike's Army has invaded and they have the balls to back it up. Help M.D.F!
Can Mario get through without getting a facefull of Spikes black balls?
Link's hobby of toilet spelunking has led him to Hyrule's deadliest toilet.
Mario found a cheap but dangerous method to get his mustache nicely pressed
A stranger has arrived in town, rumours say he has a silky smooth mustache
Mario enjoys the soft tingle his mustache gives him as he bounces off Ants.
Luigi went a little overboard with the gunpowder in his firework display...
Being too cheap to pay for heating, Mario goes for a run to keep warm.
Fear your mustache being possessed? Call Mustache Exorcism Inc for help.
Mario's new plant based diet is turning out to quite a killer one...
Mario's poor mustache is showing signs of frostbite, it must be saved!
The extra strong brew from Mario's Brewery has been swiped by Wigglers!
Mario's had a massage at the CTS Sauna but won't tip, time for a quick exit
M.K.B.U(Mushroom Kingdom Barber Union) is on strike, but Mario needs a cut
Time to ride some hard bone while firing some flaming hot stuff.
It's going to be a hot and bouncy night...
Can Mario get through the night without getting smacked by some balls?
Health and safely seem to have a problem with Mario's Bee storage system
Watch the bodies fly off Monty's smooth noggin in a new Jousting tournament
Balls of fire are a quick and cheap way to get a silky smooth tan.
Why pay for electricity when you can exploit the local wildlife for free.
My hobby of buying houses built on old burial grounds isn't paying off...
My insurance doesn't cover this...
There's a chill in the air, time for Yoshi to spread his hot funky stuff.
"What are you looking at?" -Monty Mole
Nice day for a park visit, unfortunately it's mustache hunting season...
Quick demolitions are our speciality, injury/death is a minor inconvenience
A forest of blades, swings and tetanus shots.
The train, a nice relaxing trip if not for the bullets aimed at your head.
Choose TCD for a quick/cheap demolition with no regards for safety or life.
In a dark storm they came, all feathers and scales, to feast on flesh...